are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
