You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
