me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
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If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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