I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Come see our sink grown plant.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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