that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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