Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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