Dude my mom stole all your condoms
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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