Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
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Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
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How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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