we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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There r osticjed everywhere
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
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I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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