She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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