I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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