Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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