Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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