i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
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I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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