My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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