I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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