But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
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I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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