At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
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The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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