I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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