All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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