i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
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Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
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22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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