im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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