Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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