He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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