make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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