Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I checked into jail on foursquare
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Just puked most of my soul out..
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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