Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
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I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
There's even glitter on my cock...
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