its not stalking. its research.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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