Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
