Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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