Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
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