I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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