just come out here and I will go home with you...
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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