So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
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He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
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So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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