she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Randomize
