Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
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Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
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The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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