What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
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i drank out of a bidet.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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