It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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