even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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