Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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