i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
3pm strippers are depressing
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dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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