Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
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