i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
third nipple confirmed
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So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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