I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
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thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
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sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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