i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
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I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
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did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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