Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
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Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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