I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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