Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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