Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
In other news, I just burned my penis
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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