I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
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Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
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He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize