Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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