so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
as a side note pls kill me
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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