So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I just found a bag of teeth...
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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