Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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