My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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