I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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